Fair Warning

February 15th, 2005

Notice to all people who call my cell phone: As of today, I will be using the “Darth Vader Voice Changer” in conjunction with all future telephone conversations. You need not know my reasons, other than it will prove to be hilarious. By the way, this thing retails for $30. Seems kind of expensive, considering most of us mastered the art of speaking like Darth Vader at age 9 or so.

The Voice Changer also plays five classic Vader riffs: “The Force is with you,” “You don’t know the power of the dark side,” “Don’t make me destroy you,” “Your powers are weak,” and “There is no escape.” Be advised that I reserve the right to drop these phrases into phone conversations without warning.