I check out Gizmodo whenever I’m in one of those, “What would I buy if I found a lunch sack full of money” moods. Today, Gizmodo linked to a concept for an open-walled toaster, posted on Sternform (scroll to the right). Brilliant! Put me down for a baker’s dozen! Who hasn’t wanted to watch their [...]

Notice to all people who call my cell phone: As of today, I will be using the “Darth Vader Voice Changer” in conjunction with all future telephone conversations. You need not know my reasons, other than it will prove to be hilarious. By the way, this thing retails for $30. Seems kind of expensive, considering [...]