Today, I left a fair amount of hair behind at a salon on Seventh Avenue. Kudos to Armani, the aspiring Armenian-born musician who has cut my hair for the better part of a year. You and I both know that a haircut will look good for about 12 hours. Once I attempt to style it, [...]

This year marks the twentieth anniversary of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Body Workout, one of the most important spoken word albums of our time. Originally released on vinyl and cassette, this landmark recording has been re-released on compact disc thanks to the good people at Sony Music. If you’ve never had the pleasure, I encourage you [...]

Katz’s Delicatessen is one of my favorite places on Earth. I ate there this afternoon. Five hours later, I am still full.

Pet Store Owner Packs Heat I know news stories like this one will eventually be co-opted by the NRA as a perfect example of a handgun being used in self-defense. But for now, I’d like to present to you reason #4694 not to commit a violent crime in Brooklyn. Two guys try to rob a [...]