Thanksgiving in Brooklyn

November 27th, 2003

Today, this man will cook this turkey.

This will be his first time embarking on such a journey.

Just 12 pounds of turkey stands between this man and the wild success he so desires. Can he do it? Will he do it? Or will he simply throw the damn thing away and order a pizza?

Only time will tell. Updates to follow.

UPDATED

Success. No pizza was ordered. No tears were shed. The man emerged from the kitchen, triumphant…and roaring like a male ape.